Text Adventures of Superman and Captain America

Captain America: Hey, dood. You wanna go to a b-day party? I forgot I was invited.

Superman: Where? Not really dressed for a party. Whose?

Captain America: Remember "looks like a guy"? Trust me, no need to dress up. Amy (nice rack) will be there.

Superman: Um where???

Captain America: Dive bar over here near me. (You're allowed to say no)

Superman: For the third freakin' time - where???

Captain America: Nevermind.

Superman: Dude, why should it take 3 text messages to extract one simple piece of information? Communicate with me brother. I'll be hangin @ lynnhaven B&N if u change mind.

Captain America: I told you three times. What does it matter anyway?

Superman: Ah, right. Some bar near your house. I'm on my way. I don't need an address or even the name of the bar. Because I'm Superman. How much have you had to drink?

Captain America: Go to BN. I'm not much longer for this world tonight.

Superman: I've been looking for something nutty to put in my blog. I think this conversation clinches it. We have a winner!

Captain America: ???

Superman: On my way 2 ur house.

Captain America: I'm almost in bed, man.

Superman: I'm here :) I thought u were @ a party.

Captain America: No, I was asking if you wanted to do that. I felt guilty about forgetting.

Superman: So I guess u r not coming 2 the door?

Superman: Awright :( later